Friday night was so much fun!
We went to see Jerry Seinfeld downtown at Jones Hall.
Yeah, that's right....I said DOWNTOWN.
As in..........one way streets, parking garages, and Metro routes.
As in..............fancy Downtown, my friend.
You have NO IDEA how fancy I feel when I get to go downtown and pretend like I belong there in the "THEATER DISTRICT".
I like saying "THEATER DISTRICT".
Except I like to say it like this:
"The-ah-TAH"
Yeah, that's right...........guess where I was Friday night?
"In the THE-Ah-TAH" DISTRICT with friends....
sitting in FANCY CHAIRS".
Yeah, that's right....I said DOWNTOWN.
As in..........one way streets, parking garages, and Metro routes.
As in..............fancy Downtown, my friend.
You have NO IDEA how fancy I feel when I get to go downtown and pretend like I belong there in the "THEATER DISTRICT".
I like saying "THEATER DISTRICT".
Except I like to say it like this:
"The-ah-TAH"
Yeah, that's right...........guess where I was Friday night?
"In the THE-Ah-TAH" DISTRICT with friends....
sitting in FANCY CHAIRS".
Red. Velvet. Fancy. Chairs.
Fancy Downtown Houston I'm In A Fancy Place Chairs.
Fancy Chairs That Rich Season-Ticket-Holders from River Oaks sit in on a regular basis.
Fancy Chairs that people sit in to see Operas and Plays and such.
Fancy Chairs that Andrea sat in on Friday night.
On Row F.
Not in the balcony.
Not in the Mezzanine.
Not in the NoseBleed Section.
But on ROW F/ORCHESTRA LEVEL.
(Goldilocks bought the tickets.....she bought in style!)
You know that scene in "Caddyshack" (the funniest movie EVER made)
where they let the caddies swim once a summer
from 1:00-1:15?
I keep thinking the "THEATER DISTRICT" powers that be
all got together one day and said,
"Okay, let's let these Sorry Suburb Losers in for this one night to sit in the Fancy Chairs."
"And then, after they leave, we'll hire a disinfecting crew to scour the place
and do away with their low-class suburban Oprah-watching cooties"
Moving on from Andrea's Little Inferiority Complex Issues:
We went with Paul and Laurie D..........
and Goldilocks and her crew!
From left to right: "The Goldilocks Crew"
Goldi's Step Brother "C", Trey, PappaBear, Da'Ole Bear
I guess Trey and "C" are having some sort of iPhone contest?
Or maybe they are texting their friends saying,
You are NOT gonna believe the fancy chairs in this place......
and they let US sit in them!
Check out the fancy colored shirts on this bunch!
"Suburban people"....pfffft.......so drab, huh?
But they still let us sit in the Fancy Chairs once every year.
Thank you Theater District!
On Row F.
Not in the balcony.
Not in the Mezzanine.
Not in the NoseBleed Section.
But on ROW F/ORCHESTRA LEVEL.
(Goldilocks bought the tickets.....she bought in style!)
You know that scene in "Caddyshack" (the funniest movie EVER made)where they let the caddies swim once a summer
from 1:00-1:15?
I keep thinking the "THEATER DISTRICT" powers that be
all got together one day and said,
"Okay, let's let these Sorry Suburb Losers in for this one night to sit in the Fancy Chairs."
"And then, after they leave, we'll hire a disinfecting crew to scour the placeand do away with their low-class suburban Oprah-watching cooties"
Moving on from Andrea's Little Inferiority Complex Issues:
We went with Paul and Laurie D..........
and Goldilocks and her crew!
From left to right: "The Goldilocks Crew"Goldi's Step Brother "C", Trey, PappaBear, Da'Ole Bear
I guess Trey and "C" are having some sort of iPhone contest?
Or maybe they are texting their friends saying,
You are NOT gonna believe the fancy chairs in this place......and they let US sit in them!
Check out the fancy colored shirts on this bunch!"Suburban people"....pfffft.......so drab, huh?But they still let us sit in the Fancy Chairs once every year.Thank you Theater District!
3 comments:
Wasn't it the best time!
I am soooooo totally jealous. Jerry Seinfeld if the funniest man I'd love to sit in a fancy chair to watch him. That Rocks!!!!! I am green with envy :)
Are you like a celebrity blogger who went on hiatus for the summer?
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